Monday - 12/11/06

6:49 PM Michael: i have a movie for you to see

6:54 PM Paul: do tell

6:55 PM Michael: have you seen Kiss Me Deadly?

6:56 PM Paul: hmmmm

i feel like i have....but i should obviously see it again

Michael: oh so good

1955, mickey spillane mystery

6:57 PM with major cold war overtones

and very well shot

you'll love it

go see it

6:58 PM Paul: i shall

Michael: good man

6:59 PM you'll like this, Big M just got a new job, started last week, took this week off and decided today to buy a plane ticket for LA tomorrow morning

7:00 PM Paul: wow

how?

Michael: i know, crazy

7:01 PM he just decided this afternoon to go to LA so he called his friend there and then bought a ticket that leaves at 630 am tuesday

7:02 PM Paul: that's amazing

i wish i had money

Michael: i know i'm impressed too

he got the tix for under $400 round trip, not bad for such short notice

yes, you must acquire money and show up in dc

Paul: agreed

7:03 PM Michael: what are your christmas week plans?

7:04 PM Paul: home from the 23rd-27th. maggies the 27th-28th, back in NY on the 28th. back to work on the 2nd. what's your dilly, Michael St. Dubitzky?

Michael: Boston Dec. 21st, NH 23-26th, Boston 26-27 - i think

7:05 PM of course i dont like the word "christmas" i prefer "christ-x"

Paul: that is x-treme

while you're doing the dew, that's when you come up with these things

Michael: some people call it x-mas, they're lame. Christ-X forever

Paul: so you should come to NY for a couple days. new years new york style? think about it.

7:06 PM Michael: that might happen

good idea

Paul: i call thanksgiving "x-giving"

Michael: haha

Paul: soon, all holidays will be x-ed

presid-x's day

Michael: The Fourth of X

Paul: martin luther x jr. day

7:07 PM labor x

Michael: X Luther X X Day

Paul: hahahaha

that's your new IM name

Michael: yes it should be

Paul: forever

7:08 PM Michael: i should change my name to Michael X-it-x

Paul: m-x x-it-x

7:09 PM Michael: that's futuristic

what am i, the terminator?

7:10 PM and you can be called Little Pauly Cans

7:11 PM LPC for short

Paul: ick

i'll never get laid

Michael: so true, "Pauly" is terrible

Paul: mikey dubz is also pretty bad

7:12 PM Michael: yes, but that will remain my legal name

how about PJ Canny?

your name is so amenable to cognomen

Paul: you're an asshole

Michael: hahaha

7:13 PM this is one of my favorite conversations ever

Paul: hahaha

7:14 PM Michael: the two lines before my laugh are perfect for an away message

Paul: so perfect

Michael: ok so here's the plan

7:15 PM i'll go nyc for new years, you come to dc for january first

7:16 PM Paul: that's a perfect and near flawless plan. but you forgot ONE thing:

it's called new x

or x-years

Michael: i like New X

Paul: it's like the coolest thing ever

but it isn't

7:17 PM Michael: from now on, i think i'm going to use the word "birth" for anything i produce, ie "I birthed a new screenplay this week."

7:18 PM Paul: hahahahaha

i totally impregnated the world with a new screenplay

7:19 PM you should see my new screenplay. it's like a fetus.

Michael: today marks the two-day anniversary of the massive shit i birthed this weekend

Paul: fetus-x

douchebag

7:20 PM the massive shit - hahahahahaha

that is priceless

Michael: oh man, good times

7:21 PM i gtg

cheerio

7:22 PM Paul: peace