Monday - 12/18/06

6:44 PM Paul: mike loves all the lovely ladies
6:45 PM Michael: but not fatties
6:46 PM Paul: no no no
never that
are you looking forward to a merry Christmas this year? i know how you love it.
Michael: mike hates fatties, let the word go forth
i always look forward to a merry Christmas
6:47 PM i got myself a tree
it's metal and shaped like a menorah
Paul: another festivus miracle!
Michael: ah festivus, a holiday of joy and strength
6:48 PM Paul: and tests
many many tests
6:49 PM Michael: btw, i just remembered the other day that you never told me how your friend’s talk with you went
a long time ago when i was last in nyc
Paul: oh yeah
6:50 PM it was what it was
i can't really remember, but we're still friends
Michael: impressive
i wish i was still friends
6:51 PM the hilarious sitcom Friends, i wish i was still that, like i used to be
Paul: oh, and how true to ny life it was
giant apartments
hanging out with the same people every day all day
6:52 PM Michael: never working
no black people
that's the true new york
also there's no subway
6:53 PM Paul: great quote: what's the point of being better than someone when you can just hurt their feelings.
?
6:54 PM Michael: eh
6:55 PM that's not as good as "I know i'm better than he/she, but i still want to hurt their feelings."
Paul: meh
6:56 PM Michael: meh, quite. yes, indeed. mm
Paul: quite. indeeeeeed. so, nyc for new years?
Michael: yeah, i think so
6:57 PM assuming nyc=your place
Paul: yes
it does
and parties and drinking
Michael: then i intend to be there
Paul: boyhowdy!
6:58 PM Michael: it's like the new years i've always dreamed about!
no cover charges, no bars that dont allow hats
Paul: this the dream new years you've always dreamed about.
obviously
i don't pay cover charges
unless a band is playing
6:59 PM then maybe
but no
Michael: did you get my text from the other day?
Paul: it'll be parties and dan's roof probably
i did
Michael: yes
It was awful
Paul: why were you there?
Michael: i was dragged there against my will
Paul: and i did concentrate really hard to kill you, but instead you grew two inches
Michael: haha
7:00 PM i think i'm going to wear a hat
7:02 PM Paul: people need more self-respect/awareness
Michael: indeed, i wish i had more self-respect. i mean, i respect myself, but i always wonder, don't i deserve more respect?
7:03 PM and i should lead by example
Paul: of course you do. do you own land? are you landed gentry? then yes, you deserve more respect. until the sun sets on a vineyard or a giant island or your very own virginia.
7:04 PM Michael: i'm a rich man, paul, but i'd trade it all for a little more
7:05 PM Paul: how true that is
Michael: i wish i could take credit for that line, but it's mr. burns from an old simpsons episode
7:06 PM that being said, i wrote that episode
Paul: i know. i saw it and said "that's mike's handywork if ever i've seen it" - of course, i was blind at the time
7:07 PM Michael: true, that was before i shined my countenance upon you
Paul: yeah, it turned out that i just had a hat on. real low.
7:08 PM Michael: and you were wearing a burka of hope and emotion
Paul: and boy were my hopes hopeless and my emotions excited
7:09 PM Michael: one time, menachem got upset and he emoted all over the living room
Paul: hahaha
Michael: i had to clean up, it was gross
Paul: only the world's biggest big&tall store could contain the emotions i emote for you.
7:10 PM Michael: paul, you're a good friend and an even better astronaut
Paul: wow. that's a true truth!
put me in space, make me a monkey.
7:11 PM the moon rules, #1
Michael: from now when i lie, i'm going to say i have a "truth-ache"
Paul: hahaha
that is so lame, but so funny
Michael: da moon rules, number one, on my car
i know
congratuations
i have a truth ache
7:12 PM Paul: i didn't so much lie as not tell you truths. and if that's against the law, then lady justice is....lying
oh, well congratulations! now i have a truth ache! aren't you happy?
7:13 PM Michael: haha
i'm going to light some hanukkah fires, brb
7:14 PM Paul: that's for the maccabees. and you sir, are no maccabee
7:16 PM Michael: maybe not, but you are no manger
Paul: that is a truth-ache, and you know it
Michael: haha
7:17 PM great usage
Paul: you’re bleeding truths from your elbows to your feet, man!
they flow from you, like wolves from the...other wolves
Michael: i'm hemorrhaging truths at an alarming rate
7:18 PM Paul: you need 20ccs of truth-serum stat
Michael: as long as it's not a suppository
7:19 PM Paul: never that. always that.
Michael: sometimes i wonder why we cant get along
7:20 PM you seem like a good guy
Paul: i'm not. but neither are you.
Michael: neither of us are both the same
Paul: wow
that is mind boggling
7:21 PM write that in the sky, and call it heaven
or you know, don't
Michael: hahaha
Paul: cause that'd be weird
alright, i'm out
peace
Michael: adios