1:36 PM Michael: hey fool
i did call you the other day
Paul: you DID
do me a favor
Michael: what is it?
1:37 PM Paul: look in "if chins could kill" and e-mail me the recipe they have/description for the fake blood they used in evil dead
Michael: my copy is in boston
Paul: booooooooooo
Michael: BUT i will be there this weekend if it can wait
Paul: it can
Michael: ok, so i'll get that to you in a couple days
1:38 PM send me an email reminder on friday
Paul: indeed
Michael: so i called you the other day b/c that movie you talk about so much, Sunrise, was on
tv
but unfortunately i couldnt watch it b/c i had to get up early for work the next day
1:39 PM i saw a bit of it
Paul: it's so good
Michael: i know, now i'll have to rent/buy it
1:40 PM Paul: i own it if you ever want to check it out free-like
Michael: i do
when i finally haul my ass to new york
1:41 PM Paul: yeah, and when is that?
Michael: a few weeks
after the spate of jewish holidays that begins this weekend
1:43 PM Paul: oh, you jews
always getting drunk and rough housing
Michael: big m and i got thai food last night in honor of the coup
haha
yep
1:44 PM
Paul: that's hilarious
you guys are geniuses
Michael: thanks sir
you never sent me the 15 pages of the script, btw
1:45 PM Paul: fuck. yeah. we made a couple hilarious revisions, so i'll send you that as soon as they're typed up (by saturday)
Michael: deal
i'll allow you to make changes just this once
Paul: good man
1:46 PM yeah, things are getting hectic whilst we gear up for the shoot
Michael: right. i want to come to nyc at some point when we both have the opportunity to get drunk off our asses
so not while you're shooting
1:47 PM Paul: then don't come the weekend of nov. 10 or 17
Michael: ok, maybe nov. 3?
1:48 PM Paul: yeah. that's mags b-day. there will be so much drinking it will be funny, then not funny, then a little funny, then sleepy
so yes
come visit
Michael: ok, i'll try to make that time
i'll have to get maggie a gift, i'm thinking a cheeseburger
although i may go with a steak instead
Paul: a can of manwich
Michael: hahaha
1:49 PM Paul: i gave a can of manwich to noel before i was dating her for her b-day
i was a charmer
Michael: brilliant
i'm sure that went over well
Paul: three years of making out...
Michael: good point
1:50 PM Paul: so there
Michael: are you at work?
Paul: get maggie mayonnaise
she'll hate you forever. but we'll high five
Michael: haha
Paul: i am at work
Michael: if that's what she wants...
Paul: ha
1:51 PM get her a six pack, but drink four beers
Michael: and put mayonnaise in the other two?
Paul: your urine?
Michael: that's easy enough
"it's a homemade gift" - i'll say
1:52 PM "a six pack with four empty beer bottles and two filled with my urine"
"it's very postmodern"
1:53 PM Paul: yeah
"art"
Michael: she's sophisticated, so she'll appreciate it
Paul: of course
fuck, you and i need to live in the same city. this occurs to me weekly. perhaps even daily.
Michael: yes, same
it's a sadness
1:54 PM we should both choose to move to the same different city
Paul: a black mark upon society. yes
let's move to the city of colorado
Michael: San Diego, i hear it means "a whale's vagina"
haha
Paul: ha
Michael: how about the planet australia?
Paul: san diego seems like an alright choice
oh, int'l thinking - what say you to london?
Michael: yeah, nice weather
1:55 PM Paul: LON-DON
Michael: honestly, if i could afford to live there, i would certainly move to Lundin
Paul: fuckin a
maybe when i'm rich off of purpler rain
Michael: let that be so
1:56 PM you should market it as a movie "so good that you'll make money by watching it"
1:57 PM Paul: boourns
Michael: you should market it as a movie "so good that you'll make money by watching it"
b/c that's what i hope will happen to me
can i preorder a DVD copy?
1:58 PM Paul: ha.
you can donate $25
that's LIKE pre-ordering
Michael: i like the idea of buying the DVD before the script is complete
Paul: ha
2:00 PM Michael: i'll make a donation though
in honor of the human fund
Paul: good man!
2:02 PM alright, now i have to go do some workity work work
Michael: alright sir
always a pleasure
2:03 PM Paul: this isn't over, michael d. dubz
until NEXT TIME
Michael: godspeed caribou
Friday, May 30, 2008
Wednesday, May 28, 2008
Wednesday - 9/6/06
2:01 PM Michael: fuck i'm bored
entertain me with hilarity
Paul: i already have. your turn.
Michael: i replied
i am finding youtube stuff that amuses me
2:02 PM i could send that to you, but i doubt you'd find it as hilarious
Paul: can't watch it at work.
Michael: bah
2:04 PM Paul: for reals. how is your job going?
Michael: it's fine, but not much to do right now
ps i was going to come to nyc this weekend, but i cant
Paul: eff you
2:05 PM Michael: right back at ya big guy
2:06 PM how's new line?
Paul: meh
Michael: meh indeed
you practically run that place
2:07 PM i heard from someone who works there "they don't give him the pay or credit he deserves, but without paul cannon, we'd have nothing."
Paul: right
2:08 PM actually, i kept a messenger waiting last week for 30 minutes, so new line is taking the $5 waiting fee out of my next pay check. how about that?
Michael: bastards
that jackass had it coming
i could tell all the way from here
5 minutes
2:14 PM Paul: are you going to take the lsats this year?
2:15 PM Michael: december 4
Paul: wow
heavy
Michael: weight has nothing to do with it
2:16 PM Paul: classy
2:17 PM Michael: that's what doc brown says to marty when he uses the term "heavy" in 1955
i thought you would get it, god
Paul: i did. that's why i called you classy
jackass
2:18 PM Michael: oh, then i called you classy back. but instead gmail sent the above two lines
Paul: riiiiight
i'm bored. BORED
Michael: yeah, those fuckers are always messing with me
i know, i'm bored too
if only i could solve the answer
2:19 PM Paul: if we can hit the bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like some house of cards
2:21 PM Michael: checkmate
2:22 PM Paul: indeed
so, uh, move to ny and hang out with me
we'll start a business where neither of us wakes up before 10 am and we both get out of work by 4:30 and we're rich
2:23 PM Michael: oh if only it were possible
not the business, the moving to new york
2:24 PM Paul: well, maybe if you go to columbia. eh?
Michael: then yes
dont hold your breath
2:25 PM if i go to law school - still a big if - it wouldn't be for at least a year and more likely two years
Paul: right. so why take the lsats now?
Michael: unless Paul’s Discount Law School accepts me early
2:26 PM because it's a process to apply and if i want to go by fall 2007 i have to take the lsat's now
Paul: wow
that's nuts
Michael: it is silly, isn't it
2:27 PM Paul: they should let you in based on good looks alone
2:30 PM Michael: that's what i've been saying, but everyone keeps telling me law is about more than looks, although none have explained how that can be
i told them law school is the modeling agency of grad schools
Paul: how is anything about more than looks?
yes, vanity is the law of the land
or something
mirrors, our gavels
?
Michael: combs our juries
2:32 PM and makeup our bailiffs
wherefore art thine principles you twisted code of laws?!
Paul: plastic surgery our bill of rights
Michael: runways our courtrooms
and so on
2:33 PM ad infinitum
2:34 PM Paul: to the end of law school
Michael: have you ever thought of going to dental school?
i always took you for a dentist
2:35 PM Paul: i think that's the most insulting thing you've ever said to me
2:36 PM Michael: well that's what i intended
2:37 PM you anti-dentite bastard
2:38 PM Paul: hahaha
2:39 PM well, i always took you for a...a....dentist's assistant
Michael: we prefer the term hygenist
2:42 PM any progress on the movie front?
2:43 PM Paul: today we're having a meeting to discuss making the first 15 pages in october or november. but it's slow. and we're broke. and no one likes us.
2:45 PM Michael: that's a shame, but what you guys lack in funds and friends, you make up for in determination and talent
2:47 PM Paul: you're nice, mike. my determination waxes and wanes, though.
2:48 PM Michael: naturally, so it does with everyone
abraham lincoln gave up on having a political career at one point, and i've always said you're the abraham lincoln of cinema
2:49 PM Paul: hahaha
well, when my son dies, i'll run for president of the dga
Michael: by the way the above statements are the nicest things i plan to say to anyone today so you better enjoy them
2:50 PM Paul: oh, i'm putting them on my walls at home.
2:52 PM Michael: good, then when you look at them you'll think of me, and when you think of me you'll have a beer
2:53 PM Paul: i think of you a lot, then
brb
2:54 PM me: ok
6 minutes
3:01 PM Paul: ah, life
i think i might go to grad school in a few years.
if i'm not rich
Michael: in film?
3:02 PM Paul: no. that's useless. not philosophy/politics either, but maybe something of that bent...
3:03 PM Michael: like dental school
i know your inner thoughts
Paul: you know TOO MUCH
3:04 PM i mean, to be honest, i'd love to be a famous/paid filmmaker, but even if i were, i don't think i'd do it every year of the rest of my life
3:05 PM Michael: you mean you'd pursue other side-occupations or you'd take time off occasionally?
3:06 PM Paul: i'd take time off. make films for a few years, then maybe go do something else for a few more years, then return to filmmaking. etc.
Michael: that's cool
i hear ya
3:07 PM i gtg
thanks for keeping me entertained
entertain me with hilarity
Paul: i already have. your turn.
Michael: i replied
i am finding youtube stuff that amuses me
2:02 PM i could send that to you, but i doubt you'd find it as hilarious
Paul: can't watch it at work.
Michael: bah
2:04 PM Paul: for reals. how is your job going?
Michael: it's fine, but not much to do right now
ps i was going to come to nyc this weekend, but i cant
Paul: eff you
2:05 PM Michael: right back at ya big guy
2:06 PM how's new line?
Paul: meh
Michael: meh indeed
you practically run that place
2:07 PM i heard from someone who works there "they don't give him the pay or credit he deserves, but without paul cannon, we'd have nothing."
Paul: right
2:08 PM actually, i kept a messenger waiting last week for 30 minutes, so new line is taking the $5 waiting fee out of my next pay check. how about that?
Michael: bastards
that jackass had it coming
i could tell all the way from here
5 minutes
2:14 PM Paul: are you going to take the lsats this year?
2:15 PM Michael: december 4
Paul: wow
heavy
Michael: weight has nothing to do with it
2:16 PM Paul: classy
2:17 PM Michael: that's what doc brown says to marty when he uses the term "heavy" in 1955
i thought you would get it, god
Paul: i did. that's why i called you classy
jackass
2:18 PM Michael: oh, then i called you classy back. but instead gmail sent the above two lines
Paul: riiiiight
i'm bored. BORED
Michael: yeah, those fuckers are always messing with me
i know, i'm bored too
if only i could solve the answer
2:19 PM Paul: if we can hit the bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like some house of cards
2:21 PM Michael: checkmate
2:22 PM Paul: indeed
so, uh, move to ny and hang out with me
we'll start a business where neither of us wakes up before 10 am and we both get out of work by 4:30 and we're rich
2:23 PM Michael: oh if only it were possible
not the business, the moving to new york
2:24 PM Paul: well, maybe if you go to columbia. eh?
Michael: then yes
dont hold your breath
2:25 PM if i go to law school - still a big if - it wouldn't be for at least a year and more likely two years
Paul: right. so why take the lsats now?
Michael: unless Paul’s Discount Law School accepts me early
2:26 PM because it's a process to apply and if i want to go by fall 2007 i have to take the lsat's now
Paul: wow
that's nuts
Michael: it is silly, isn't it
2:27 PM Paul: they should let you in based on good looks alone
2:30 PM Michael: that's what i've been saying, but everyone keeps telling me law is about more than looks, although none have explained how that can be
i told them law school is the modeling agency of grad schools
Paul: how is anything about more than looks?
yes, vanity is the law of the land
or something
mirrors, our gavels
?
Michael: combs our juries
2:32 PM and makeup our bailiffs
wherefore art thine principles you twisted code of laws?!
Paul: plastic surgery our bill of rights
Michael: runways our courtrooms
and so on
2:33 PM ad infinitum
2:34 PM Paul: to the end of law school
Michael: have you ever thought of going to dental school?
i always took you for a dentist
2:35 PM Paul: i think that's the most insulting thing you've ever said to me
2:36 PM Michael: well that's what i intended
2:37 PM you anti-dentite bastard
2:38 PM Paul: hahaha
2:39 PM well, i always took you for a...a....dentist's assistant
Michael: we prefer the term hygenist
2:42 PM any progress on the movie front?
2:43 PM Paul: today we're having a meeting to discuss making the first 15 pages in october or november. but it's slow. and we're broke. and no one likes us.
2:45 PM Michael: that's a shame, but what you guys lack in funds and friends, you make up for in determination and talent
2:47 PM Paul: you're nice, mike. my determination waxes and wanes, though.
2:48 PM Michael: naturally, so it does with everyone
abraham lincoln gave up on having a political career at one point, and i've always said you're the abraham lincoln of cinema
2:49 PM Paul: hahaha
well, when my son dies, i'll run for president of the dga
Michael: by the way the above statements are the nicest things i plan to say to anyone today so you better enjoy them
2:50 PM Paul: oh, i'm putting them on my walls at home.
2:52 PM Michael: good, then when you look at them you'll think of me, and when you think of me you'll have a beer
2:53 PM Paul: i think of you a lot, then
brb
2:54 PM me: ok
6 minutes
3:01 PM Paul: ah, life
i think i might go to grad school in a few years.
if i'm not rich
Michael: in film?
3:02 PM Paul: no. that's useless. not philosophy/politics either, but maybe something of that bent...
3:03 PM Michael: like dental school
i know your inner thoughts
Paul: you know TOO MUCH
3:04 PM i mean, to be honest, i'd love to be a famous/paid filmmaker, but even if i were, i don't think i'd do it every year of the rest of my life
3:05 PM Michael: you mean you'd pursue other side-occupations or you'd take time off occasionally?
3:06 PM Paul: i'd take time off. make films for a few years, then maybe go do something else for a few more years, then return to filmmaking. etc.
Michael: that's cool
i hear ya
3:07 PM i gtg
thanks for keeping me entertained
Sunday, May 25, 2008
Monday - 8/7/06
5:42 PM Paul: i lit your bed on fire and then made you sleep in it
5:43 PM Michael: lucky for me it was a water bed
Paul: how true that is
Michael: you and i have to get back to le poetry
Paul: i agree
and concur
but right now i need to pee
toodles
(now that's poetry)
5:44 PM Michael: buy
Wednesday - 7/12/06
10:44 AM Paul: your face!
10:45 AM you are face
from the a-team
Michael: i am face
Paul: yes
you are
Michael: i've learned something here today
your fly is unzipped
Paul: it's a button fly
jack-o
Michael: i live in a pop-up box
10:46 AM Paul: i eat boxes like you for breakfast
Michael: that sounds delicious. but beware! the bobbies have seen you in the alley
10:47 AM Paul: they don't carry guns like mine. my muscles are huge.
Michael: that's because you're a body builder
Paul: i built this city. on rock and roll.
Michael: you built your body out of steel and brawn
10:48 AM Paul: too true. two tickets to the gun show. it's the fun show.
Michael:
well played
10:49 AM i'd like to extend and invitation to the pants party
the party...pants
Paul: are you trying to say there's a party in your pants, and that i'm invited?
Michael: yes i am
Paul: no thank you, brick
"brick" - hahahaha
10:50 AM Michael: hahahaha
brilliant
Paul: seriously
Michael: ok buddy i gotta run
Paul: peace
Michael: more later
ciao
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