Wednesday - 9/20/06

1:36 PM Michael: hey fool
i did call you the other day
Paul: you DID
do me a favor
Michael: what is it?
1:37 PM Paul: look in "if chins could kill" and e-mail me the recipe they have/description for the fake blood they used in evil dead
Michael: my copy is in boston
Paul: booooooooooo
Michael: BUT i will be there this weekend if it can wait

Paul: it can
Michael: ok, so i'll get that to you in a couple days
1:38 PM send me an email reminder on friday
Paul: indeed
Michael: so i called you the other day b/c that movie you talk about so much, Sunrise, was on
tv
but unfortunately i couldnt watch it b/c i had to get up early for work the next day
1:39 PM i saw a bit of it
Paul: it's so good
Michael: i know, now i'll have to rent/buy it
1:40 PM Paul: i own it if you ever want to check it out free-like

Michael: i do
when i finally haul my ass to new york
1:41 PM Paul: yeah, and when is that?
Michael: a few weeks
after the spate of jewish holidays that begins this weekend
1:43 PM Paul: oh, you jews
always getting drunk and rough housing
Michael: big m and i got thai food last night in honor of the coup
haha
yep
1:44 PM
Paul: that's hilarious
you guys are geniuses
Michael: thanks sir
you never sent me the 15 pages of the script, btw
1:45 PM Paul: fuck. yeah. we made a couple hilarious revisions, so i'll send you that as soon as they're typed up (by saturday)
Michael: deal
i'll allow you to make changes just this once
Paul: good man
1:46 PM yeah, things are getting hectic whilst we gear up for the shoot

Michael: right. i want to come to nyc at some point when we both have the opportunity to get drunk off our asses
so not while you're shooting
1:47 PM Paul: then don't come the weekend of nov. 10 or 17
Michael: ok, maybe nov. 3?
1:48 PM Paul: yeah. that's mags b-day. there will be so much drinking it will be funny, then not funny, then a little funny, then sleepy
so yes
come visit
Michael: ok, i'll try to make that time
i'll have to get maggie a gift, i'm thinking a cheeseburger
although i may go with a steak instead

Paul: a can of manwich
Michael: hahaha
1:49 PM Paul: i gave a can of manwich to noel before i was dating her for her b-day
i was a charmer
Michael: brilliant
i'm sure that went over well
Paul: three years of making out...
Michael: good point
1:50 PM Paul: so there

Michael: are you at work?
Paul: get maggie mayonnaise
she'll hate you forever. but we'll high five
Michael: haha
Paul: i am at work
Michael: if that's what she wants...
Paul: ha
1:51 PM get her a six pack, but drink four beers
Michael: and put mayonnaise in the other two?
Paul: your urine?
Michael: that's easy enough
"it's a homemade gift" - i'll say
1:52 PM "a six pack with four empty beer bottles and two filled with my urine"
"it's very postmodern"
1:53 PM Paul: yeah
"art"
Michael: she's sophisticated, so she'll appreciate it
Paul: of course
fuck, you and i need to live in the same city. this occurs to me weekly. perhaps even daily.

Michael: yes, same
it's a sadness
1:54 PM we should both choose to move to the same different city
Paul: a black mark upon society. yes
let's move to the city of colorado
Michael: San Diego, i hear it means "a whale's vagina"
haha
Paul: ha
Michael: how about the planet australia?
Paul: san diego seems like an alright choice
oh, int'l thinking - what say you to london?
Michael: yeah, nice weather
1:55 PM Paul: LON-DON
Michael: honestly, if i could afford to live there, i would certainly move to Lundin
Paul: fuckin a
maybe when i'm rich off of purpler rain
Michael: let that be so
1:56 PM you should market it as a movie "so good that you'll make money by watching it"
1:57 PM Paul: boourns
Michael: you should market it as a movie "so good that you'll make money by watching it"
b/c that's what i hope will happen to me
can i preorder a DVD copy?
1:58 PM Paul: ha.
you can donate $25
that's LIKE pre-ordering
Michael: i like the idea of buying the DVD before the script is complete
Paul: ha
2:00 PM Michael: i'll make a donation though
in honor of the human fund

Paul: good man!
2:02 PM alright, now i have to go do some workity work work
Michael: alright sir
always a pleasure
2:03 PM Paul: this isn't over, michael d. dubz
until NEXT TIME
Michael: godspeed caribou