3:12 PM Michael: hey
Paul: hey
Michael: how you doing?
Paul: not so hot, mike. how're you?
Michael: meh
Paul: yeah
Michael: did you go to work today?
Paul: yeah
3:13 PM i just kind of don't know what to do with myself yet
Michael: yeah, kind of numb and filled with conflicting emotions, eh?
Paul: exactly
more sad than anything
Michael: i'll tell you what you should do, do a brief post
3:14 PM of course
Paul: no, you should do one. and crack me up with it
Michael: i will but i actually have to get going in five minutes but later tonight there's a post coming
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3:18 PM Michael: aye
alright, i gotta go, but there'll be much to discuss later
Paul: keep it on the up and up
Michael: oh are you going to chicago?
Paul: nah
Michael: bah
3:19 PM Paul: wah?
hah
Michael: gah
alright, later
Thursday, September 25, 2008
Tuesday, September 23, 2008
Wednesday 1/10/07
1:43 PM Michael: hey
are those your posts in the edit column?
Paul: what?
Michael: i don't know, there are a couple posts from the past couple of days that are drafts to be posted
1:44 PM i haven't read them bc i didn't know who wrote them
Paul: nope
Michael: hmm
Paul: not mine
Michael: ok
Paul: haven't had time to come up with anything great yet
Michael: no worries
1:46 PM Paul: oh, yeah, check this out, off topic: http://www.boston.com/sports/articles/2007/01/10/no_ravin_for_colts/?page=1
Michael: ok
1:47 PM Paul: it's why my dad hates indy
1:48 PM Michael: yeah i can see
i've heard that they just up and moved in the night
i didn't realize how literal it was
1:49 PM Paul: me either
1:51 PM Michael: wow, unbelievable
thanks for sending
Paul: no doubt
Michael: there's only one paul cannon in the sea
he's the white whale
Paul: i just really wish i could somehow not care as much. i used to be really good at not caring. and at lying. admirable, no?
2:02 PM Michael: to be blunt, it is her fault
Paul: you're a good friend mike
Michael: you're a good friend mike too paul
Paul: haha. i'm putting that on your tombstone.
2:03 PM Michael: just what i've always wanted
Paul: or maybe i can make a yamulkah (spelling?) with that written on it. do they customize those sorts of things?
they should. i will.
Michael: they do customize those sort of things
2:04 PM that would be ridiculousand hilariousi want my tombstone to be a collage of other people's tombstones
Paul: hahahahaha
2:05 PM alright, i gotta go. and i will think long and hard about the amalgam of words and religious symbolism that will be your tombstone
Michael: sounds like a fun afternoonlater man
33 minutes
2:39 PM Paul: you're working now? get that law firm thingy?
are those your posts in the edit column?
Paul: what?
Michael: i don't know, there are a couple posts from the past couple of days that are drafts to be posted
1:44 PM i haven't read them bc i didn't know who wrote them
Paul: nope
Michael: hmm
Paul: not mine
Michael: ok
Paul: haven't had time to come up with anything great yet
Michael: no worries
1:46 PM Paul: oh, yeah, check this out, off topic: http://www.boston.com/sports/articles/2007/01/10/no_ravin_for_colts/?page=1
Michael: ok
1:47 PM Paul: it's why my dad hates indy
1:48 PM Michael: yeah i can see
i've heard that they just up and moved in the night
i didn't realize how literal it was
1:49 PM Paul: me either
1:51 PM Michael: wow, unbelievable
thanks for sending
Paul: no doubt
Michael: there's only one paul cannon in the sea
he's the white whale
Paul: i just really wish i could somehow not care as much. i used to be really good at not caring. and at lying. admirable, no?
2:02 PM Michael: to be blunt, it is her fault
Paul: you're a good friend mike
Michael: you're a good friend mike too paul
Paul: haha. i'm putting that on your tombstone.
2:03 PM Michael: just what i've always wanted
Paul: or maybe i can make a yamulkah (spelling?) with that written on it. do they customize those sorts of things?
they should. i will.
Michael: they do customize those sort of things
2:04 PM that would be ridiculousand hilariousi want my tombstone to be a collage of other people's tombstones
Paul: hahahahaha
2:05 PM alright, i gotta go. and i will think long and hard about the amalgam of words and religious symbolism that will be your tombstone
Michael: sounds like a fun afternoonlater man
33 minutes
2:39 PM Paul: you're working now? get that law firm thingy?
Tuesday - 1/9/07
Paul: you know that phrase "don't hate, educate"? well, i'm trying to think of a phrase with regicide in it like "don't hate, regicate" - thoughts?
Friday - 1/5/07
5:11 PM Paul: hahahahaha
hysterical
5:12 PM hysterical
THANKS
hahahahahahaha
Michael: absolutely!
so fun, so funny
Paul: i can't get over it
hysterical
5:12 PM hysterical
THANKS
hahahahahahaha
Michael: absolutely!
so fun, so funny
Paul: i can't get over it
Monday, September 22, 2008
Wednesday - 1/3/07
11:30 AM Michael: yo fool
11:31 AM Paul: yo
[REDACTED]
12:19 PM Michael: and we'll see where it ends up
i have to go, good work paul
later
Paul: later
11:31 AM Paul: yo
[REDACTED]
12:19 PM Michael: and we'll see where it ends up
i have to go, good work paul
later
Paul: later
Saturday, September 13, 2008
Tuesday - 1/2/2007
3:50 PM Paul: bling bling, money ain't a thing
Michael: yo man
thanks for the hospitality
also
Paul: never again
3:51 PM Michael: once was enough
Paul: forever
Michael: http://youtube.com/watch?v=DduAbLpZDHg
Paul: can't watch anything at work
Michael: bah!
asshole
Paul: i know
Michael: see what you made me do
3:52 PM alright
i'll email them to you and you'll watch when you can
Paul: yes
do so
at pain of being in peril
Michael: that sounds perilous
3:53 PM Paul: it is. and painful.
Michael: luvly
i spell grossly
3:54 PM Paul: truely
lurvely
3:55 PM Michael: sorry
3:56 PM how'd shopping go?
Paul: fine. everybody closed early, so we're returning tonight to put the knife under the ribs, as it were
3:57 PM Michael: shiv those retailers
Paul: in the front
with plastic credit cards
3:58 PM Michael: damn, we shouldve watched the movie
who goes shopping on new years
honestly
seriously
for the love of honesty
Paul: haha
well, i'll be coming your way one of these days, and watch it we shall.
3:59 PM Michael: quite
we'll watch the shit out of it
4:00 PM Paul: we'll watch it til it shits itself?
Michael: yes
4:04 PM i'll be back later
Michael: yo man
thanks for the hospitality
also
Paul: never again
3:51 PM Michael: once was enough
Paul: forever
Michael: http://youtube.com/watch?v=DduAbLpZDHg
Paul: can't watch anything at work
Michael: bah!
asshole
Paul: i know
Michael: see what you made me do
3:52 PM alright
i'll email them to you and you'll watch when you can
Paul: yes
do so
at pain of being in peril
Michael: that sounds perilous
3:53 PM Paul: it is. and painful.
Michael: luvly
i spell grossly
3:54 PM Paul: truely
lurvely
3:55 PM Michael: sorry
3:56 PM how'd shopping go?
Paul: fine. everybody closed early, so we're returning tonight to put the knife under the ribs, as it were
3:57 PM Michael: shiv those retailers
Paul: in the front
with plastic credit cards
3:58 PM Michael: damn, we shouldve watched the movie
who goes shopping on new years
honestly
seriously
for the love of honesty
Paul: haha
well, i'll be coming your way one of these days, and watch it we shall.
3:59 PM Michael: quite
we'll watch the shit out of it
4:00 PM Paul: we'll watch it til it shits itself?
Michael: yes
4:04 PM i'll be back later
Tuesday - 12/26/06
6:11 PM Michael: hey
Paul: hey
Michael: so i'm still coming to nyc this weekend
Paul: i gotta go. i'm catching a train soon. yes, come this weekend. call me
Michael: ok i'll call you
later
Paul: hey
Michael: so i'm still coming to nyc this weekend
Paul: i gotta go. i'm catching a train soon. yes, come this weekend. call me
Michael: ok i'll call you
later
Tuesday, September 9, 2008
Monday - 12/18/06
6:44 PM Paul: mike loves all the lovely ladies
6:45 PM Michael: but not fatties
6:46 PM Paul: no no no
never that
are you looking forward to a merry Christmas this year? i know how you love it.
Michael: mike hates fatties, let the word go forth
i always look forward to a merry Christmas
6:47 PM i got myself a tree
it's metal and shaped like a menorah
Paul: another festivus miracle!
Michael: ah festivus, a holiday of joy and strength
6:48 PM Paul: and tests
many many tests
6:49 PM Michael: btw, i just remembered the other day that you never told me how your friend’s talk with you went
a long time ago when i was last in nyc
Paul: oh yeah
6:50 PM it was what it was
i can't really remember, but we're still friends
Michael: impressive
i wish i was still friends
6:51 PM the hilarious sitcom Friends, i wish i was still that, like i used to be
Paul: oh, and how true to ny life it was
giant apartments
hanging out with the same people every day all day
6:52 PM Michael: never working
no black people
that's the true new york
also there's no subway
6:53 PM Paul: great quote: what's the point of being better than someone when you can just hurt their feelings.
?
6:54 PM Michael: eh
6:55 PM that's not as good as "I know i'm better than he/she, but i still want to hurt their feelings."
Paul: meh
6:56 PM Michael: meh, quite. yes, indeed. mm
Paul: quite. indeeeeeed. so, nyc for new years?
Michael: yeah, i think so
6:57 PM assuming nyc=your place
Paul: yes
it does
and parties and drinking
Michael: then i intend to be there
Paul: boyhowdy!
6:58 PM Michael: it's like the new years i've always dreamed about!
no cover charges, no bars that dont allow hats
Paul: this the dream new years you've always dreamed about.
obviously
i don't pay cover charges
unless a band is playing
6:59 PM then maybe
but no
Michael: did you get my text from the other day?
Paul: it'll be parties and dan's roof probably
i did
Michael: yes
It was awful
Paul: why were you there?
Michael: i was dragged there against my will
Paul: and i did concentrate really hard to kill you, but instead you grew two inches
Michael: haha
7:00 PM i think i'm going to wear a hat
7:02 PM Paul: people need more self-respect/awareness
Michael: indeed, i wish i had more self-respect. i mean, i respect myself, but i always wonder, don't i deserve more respect?
7:03 PM and i should lead by example
Paul: of course you do. do you own land? are you landed gentry? then yes, you deserve more respect. until the sun sets on a vineyard or a giant island or your very own virginia.
7:04 PM Michael: i'm a rich man, paul, but i'd trade it all for a little more
7:05 PM Paul: how true that is
Michael: i wish i could take credit for that line, but it's mr. burns from an old simpsons episode
7:06 PM that being said, i wrote that episode
Paul: i know. i saw it and said "that's mike's handywork if ever i've seen it" - of course, i was blind at the time
7:07 PM Michael: true, that was before i shined my countenance upon you
Paul: yeah, it turned out that i just had a hat on. real low.
7:08 PM Michael: and you were wearing a burka of hope and emotion
Paul: and boy were my hopes hopeless and my emotions excited
7:09 PM Michael: one time, menachem got upset and he emoted all over the living room
Paul: hahaha
Michael: i had to clean up, it was gross
Paul: only the world's biggest big&tall store could contain the emotions i emote for you.
7:10 PM Michael: paul, you're a good friend and an even better astronaut
Paul: wow. that's a true truth!
put me in space, make me a monkey.
7:11 PM the moon rules, #1
Michael: from now when i lie, i'm going to say i have a "truth-ache"
Paul: hahaha
that is so lame, but so funny
Michael: da moon rules, number one, on my car
i know
congratuations
i have a truth ache
7:12 PM Paul: i didn't so much lie as not tell you truths. and if that's against the law, then lady justice is....lying
oh, well congratulations! now i have a truth ache! aren't you happy?
7:13 PM Michael: haha
i'm going to light some hanukkah fires, brb
7:14 PM Paul: that's for the maccabees. and you sir, are no maccabee
7:16 PM Michael: maybe not, but you are no manger
Paul: that is a truth-ache, and you know it
Michael: haha
7:17 PM great usage
Paul: you’re bleeding truths from your elbows to your feet, man!
they flow from you, like wolves from the...other wolves
Michael: i'm hemorrhaging truths at an alarming rate
7:18 PM Paul: you need 20ccs of truth-serum stat
Michael: as long as it's not a suppository
7:19 PM Paul: never that. always that.
Michael: sometimes i wonder why we cant get along
7:20 PM you seem like a good guy
Paul: i'm not. but neither are you.
Michael: neither of us are both the same
Paul: wow
that is mind boggling
7:21 PM write that in the sky, and call it heaven
or you know, don't
Michael: hahaha
Paul: cause that'd be weird
alright, i'm out
peace
Michael: adios
6:45 PM Michael: but not fatties
6:46 PM Paul: no no no
never that
are you looking forward to a merry Christmas this year? i know how you love it.
Michael: mike hates fatties, let the word go forth
i always look forward to a merry Christmas
6:47 PM i got myself a tree
it's metal and shaped like a menorah
Paul: another festivus miracle!
Michael: ah festivus, a holiday of joy and strength
6:48 PM Paul: and tests
many many tests
6:49 PM Michael: btw, i just remembered the other day that you never told me how your friend’s talk with you went
a long time ago when i was last in nyc
Paul: oh yeah
6:50 PM it was what it was
i can't really remember, but we're still friends
Michael: impressive
i wish i was still friends
6:51 PM the hilarious sitcom Friends, i wish i was still that, like i used to be
Paul: oh, and how true to ny life it was
giant apartments
hanging out with the same people every day all day
6:52 PM Michael: never working
no black people
that's the true new york
also there's no subway
6:53 PM Paul: great quote: what's the point of being better than someone when you can just hurt their feelings.
?
6:54 PM Michael: eh
6:55 PM that's not as good as "I know i'm better than he/she, but i still want to hurt their feelings."
Paul: meh
6:56 PM Michael: meh, quite. yes, indeed. mm
Paul: quite. indeeeeeed. so, nyc for new years?
Michael: yeah, i think so
6:57 PM assuming nyc=your place
Paul: yes
it does
and parties and drinking
Michael: then i intend to be there
Paul: boyhowdy!
6:58 PM Michael: it's like the new years i've always dreamed about!
no cover charges, no bars that dont allow hats
Paul: this the dream new years you've always dreamed about.
obviously
i don't pay cover charges
unless a band is playing
6:59 PM then maybe
but no
Michael: did you get my text from the other day?
Paul: it'll be parties and dan's roof probably
i did
Michael: yes
It was awful
Paul: why were you there?
Michael: i was dragged there against my will
Paul: and i did concentrate really hard to kill you, but instead you grew two inches
Michael: haha
7:00 PM i think i'm going to wear a hat
7:02 PM Paul: people need more self-respect/awareness
Michael: indeed, i wish i had more self-respect. i mean, i respect myself, but i always wonder, don't i deserve more respect?
7:03 PM and i should lead by example
Paul: of course you do. do you own land? are you landed gentry? then yes, you deserve more respect. until the sun sets on a vineyard or a giant island or your very own virginia.
7:04 PM Michael: i'm a rich man, paul, but i'd trade it all for a little more
7:05 PM Paul: how true that is
Michael: i wish i could take credit for that line, but it's mr. burns from an old simpsons episode
7:06 PM that being said, i wrote that episode
Paul: i know. i saw it and said "that's mike's handywork if ever i've seen it" - of course, i was blind at the time
7:07 PM Michael: true, that was before i shined my countenance upon you
Paul: yeah, it turned out that i just had a hat on. real low.
7:08 PM Michael: and you were wearing a burka of hope and emotion
Paul: and boy were my hopes hopeless and my emotions excited
7:09 PM Michael: one time, menachem got upset and he emoted all over the living room
Paul: hahaha
Michael: i had to clean up, it was gross
Paul: only the world's biggest big&tall store could contain the emotions i emote for you.
7:10 PM Michael: paul, you're a good friend and an even better astronaut
Paul: wow. that's a true truth!
put me in space, make me a monkey.
7:11 PM the moon rules, #1
Michael: from now when i lie, i'm going to say i have a "truth-ache"
Paul: hahaha
that is so lame, but so funny
Michael: da moon rules, number one, on my car
i know
congratuations
i have a truth ache
7:12 PM Paul: i didn't so much lie as not tell you truths. and if that's against the law, then lady justice is....lying
oh, well congratulations! now i have a truth ache! aren't you happy?
7:13 PM Michael: haha
i'm going to light some hanukkah fires, brb
7:14 PM Paul: that's for the maccabees. and you sir, are no maccabee
7:16 PM Michael: maybe not, but you are no manger
Paul: that is a truth-ache, and you know it
Michael: haha
7:17 PM great usage
Paul: you’re bleeding truths from your elbows to your feet, man!
they flow from you, like wolves from the...other wolves
Michael: i'm hemorrhaging truths at an alarming rate
7:18 PM Paul: you need 20ccs of truth-serum stat
Michael: as long as it's not a suppository
7:19 PM Paul: never that. always that.
Michael: sometimes i wonder why we cant get along
7:20 PM you seem like a good guy
Paul: i'm not. but neither are you.
Michael: neither of us are both the same
Paul: wow
that is mind boggling
7:21 PM write that in the sky, and call it heaven
or you know, don't
Michael: hahaha
Paul: cause that'd be weird
alright, i'm out
peace
Michael: adios
Wednesday - 12/13/06
3:01 PM Paul: dude
3:02 PM Michael: sir
Paul: you need to call my phone, cause i don't have your number anymore. my old phone broke in half, so i got a new one all fancy like.
Michael: same number?
Paul: yes
3:03 PM Michael: ok
done
3:04 PM Paul: that's my boy
way to keep me pretty
Michael: you have my number
wow
3:07 PM Paul: racecars, somethings, aeroplanes, it's a duck blur?
Michael: that's so right
Paul: i know this
3:08 PM Michael: lasers
Paul: racecars, lasers, aeroplanes?
Michael: it's a duck-blur
Paul: wow. that is a trifecta
3:09 PM Michael: hell yeah it is
i'm gonna take a swim in my money bin
i'm not making a reference to ducktales, i just mean like every jew has a money bin
3:10 PM Paul: oh, the one filled with gold and diamonds?
Michael: it's filled with buttons
Paul: oh
wow
a button bin
Michael: yeah, seriously
Paul: all of which read "we like ike"
3:11 PM Michael: yes, also, it's not so much a bin as a shoe box
and there's also a pair of shoes in it
i'm gonna go swim in that
3:12 PM Paul: swim in it, like people are "swimming" in money, as in there is a lot of it? or literally swim, with the possibility of more swimming
Michael: the latter
Paul: oooo
3:13 PM Michael: i'll catch you later
Paul: peace
Michael: when i'm sopping wet in buttons and shoes
vaya con dios
3:02 PM Michael: sir
Paul: you need to call my phone, cause i don't have your number anymore. my old phone broke in half, so i got a new one all fancy like.
Michael: same number?
Paul: yes
3:03 PM Michael: ok
done
3:04 PM Paul: that's my boy
way to keep me pretty
Michael: you have my number
wow
3:07 PM Paul: racecars, somethings, aeroplanes, it's a duck blur?
Michael: that's so right
Paul: i know this
3:08 PM Michael: lasers
Paul: racecars, lasers, aeroplanes?
Michael: it's a duck-blur
Paul: wow. that is a trifecta
3:09 PM Michael: hell yeah it is
i'm gonna take a swim in my money bin
i'm not making a reference to ducktales, i just mean like every jew has a money bin
3:10 PM Paul: oh, the one filled with gold and diamonds?
Michael: it's filled with buttons
Paul: oh
wow
a button bin
Michael: yeah, seriously
Paul: all of which read "we like ike"
3:11 PM Michael: yes, also, it's not so much a bin as a shoe box
and there's also a pair of shoes in it
i'm gonna go swim in that
3:12 PM Paul: swim in it, like people are "swimming" in money, as in there is a lot of it? or literally swim, with the possibility of more swimming
Michael: the latter
Paul: oooo
3:13 PM Michael: i'll catch you later
Paul: peace
Michael: when i'm sopping wet in buttons and shoes
vaya con dios
Sunday, September 7, 2008
Monday - 12/11/06
6:49 PM Michael: i have a movie for you to see
6:54 PM Paul: do tell
6:55 PM Michael: have you seen Kiss Me Deadly?
6:56 PM Paul: hmmmm
i feel like i have....but i should obviously see it again
Michael: oh so good
1955, mickey spillane mystery
6:57 PM with major cold war overtones
and very well shot
you'll love it
go see it
6:58 PM Paul: i shall
Michael: good man
6:59 PM you'll like this, Big M just got a new job, started last week, took this week off and decided today to buy a plane ticket for LA tomorrow morning
7:00 PM Paul: wow
how?
Michael: i know, crazy
7:01 PM he just decided this afternoon to go to LA so he called his friend there and then bought a ticket that leaves at 630 am tuesday
7:02 PM Paul: that's amazing
i wish i had money
Michael: i know i'm impressed too
he got the tix for under $400 round trip, not bad for such short notice
yes, you must acquire money and show up in dc
Paul: agreed
7:03 PM Michael: what are your christmas week plans?
7:04 PM Paul: home from the 23rd-27th. maggies the 27th-28th, back in NY on the 28th. back to work on the 2nd. what's your dilly, Michael St. Dubitzky?
Michael: Boston Dec. 21st, NH 23-26th, Boston 26-27 - i think
7:05 PM of course i dont like the word "christmas" i prefer "christ-x"
Paul: that is x-treme
while you're doing the dew, that's when you come up with these things
Michael: some people call it x-mas, they're lame. Christ-X forever
Paul: so you should come to NY for a couple days. new years new york style? think about it.
7:06 PM Michael: that might happen
good idea
Paul: i call thanksgiving "x-giving"
Michael: haha
Paul: soon, all holidays will be x-ed
presid-x's day
Michael: The Fourth of X
Paul: martin luther x jr. day
7:07 PM labor x
Michael: X Luther X X Day
Paul: hahahaha
that's your new IM name
Michael: yes it should be
Paul: forever
7:08 PM Michael: i should change my name to Michael X-it-x
Paul: m-x x-it-x
7:09 PM Michael: that's futuristic
what am i, the terminator?
7:10 PM and you can be called Little Pauly Cans
7:11 PM LPC for short
Paul: ick
i'll never get laid
Michael: so true, "Pauly" is terrible
Paul: mikey dubz is also pretty bad
7:12 PM Michael: yes, but that will remain my legal name
how about PJ Canny?
your name is so amenable to cognomen
Paul: you're an asshole
Michael: hahaha
7:13 PM this is one of my favorite conversations ever
Paul: hahaha
7:14 PM Michael: the two lines before my laugh are perfect for an away message
Paul: so perfect
Michael: ok so here's the plan
7:15 PM i'll go nyc for new years, you come to dc for january first
7:16 PM Paul: that's a perfect and near flawless plan. but you forgot ONE thing:
it's called new x
or x-years
Michael: i like New X
Paul: it's like the coolest thing ever
but it isn't
7:17 PM Michael: from now on, i think i'm going to use the word "birth" for anything i produce, ie "I birthed a new screenplay this week."
7:18 PM Paul: hahahahaha
i totally impregnated the world with a new screenplay
7:19 PM you should see my new screenplay. it's like a fetus.
Michael: today marks the two-day anniversary of the massive shit i birthed this weekend
Paul: fetus-x
douchebag
7:20 PM the massive shit - hahahahahaha
that is priceless
Michael: oh man, good times
7:21 PM i gtg
cheerio
7:22 PM Paul: peace
Wednesday, September 3, 2008
Friday - 12/8/06
1:31 PM Paul: notrils?
that's gross, dude
1:32 PM you're gross
Michael: it is
Paul: and you're ugly
ask me if i'm drunk right now
Michael: hey let's not fly off the handle here
Paul: cause i wish i was
and i will be in like 8 hours
Michael: when are you coming to dc?
Paul: no time soon, sadly.
Michael: that is sadly
Paul: indeed
i want to come. maybe january.
1:34 PM Michael: you just produced a tragicomedy in my eye
Paul: oooo, that can sting
1:35 PM Michael: it's ok, i sprayed my eye with bleach to get it out
Paul: good man. we'll call you cyclops, until you blind your other eye. then we'll call you no-clops
michael no-clops
Michael: haha
1:36 PM my clops are both fine sir
Paul: ah, michael two-clops, the fourth
1:37 PM Michael: i''ll give you a black clops if you say that to my face
Paul: hahahaha
our conversations are always the best
Michael: it's true
never second rate
1:38 PM Paul: sometimes third, but never second
Michael: exactly
usually third actually
Paul: mmm, indeed.
1:39 PM Michael: quite
Paul: an exchange from purpler rain goes "he's a remarkable thespian?" "remarkable?" "quite."
1:40 PM Michael: not bad
Paul: it's in regards to ratface, the insane asylum patient who never speaks
Michael: hahaha
Paul: he's actually insanely attractive, but everyone calls him ratface
1:41 PM Michael: i need to read that script
brilliant
Paul: we're working on it this weekend. it's going to change a lot, i think
Michael: how so?
1:43 PM Paul: well, we took some time away from it and now we're going back so it's bound to change. some of the script just needs tuning, while some of it needs completely different direction. we might have a "surviving the game" type deal in the woods on the way to minnesota, or deal more deeply with other characters that we sort of gloss over. we shall see. it's bound to be hilarious, whatever happens.
1:45 PM Michael: as long as its still hilarious, i'll allow for editing
but i have my clops on you guys
1:46 PM Paul: hahaha. i'm keeping my clop on you
we should call somebody by-clops from now on
Michael: no that's an insult!
now
1:47 PM Paul: who do we know who is incredibly cloppy or cloppish?
1:48 PM Michael: i was at a chinese restaurant last night with big m and sendor and menachem got the following fortune in his cookie (verbatim): "Maybe you can live on the moon in next century."Then a few minutes later he picked up another and got: "Maybe you can live on the moon in next century."
so he's booked after 2100
1:49 PM Paul: shit. maybe it's definite.
Michael: hahaha
that's gross, dude
1:32 PM you're gross
Michael: it is
Paul: and you're ugly
ask me if i'm drunk right now
Michael: hey let's not fly off the handle here
Paul: cause i wish i was
and i will be in like 8 hours
Michael: when are you coming to dc?
Paul: no time soon, sadly.
Michael: that is sadly
Paul: indeed
i want to come. maybe january.
1:34 PM Michael: you just produced a tragicomedy in my eye
Paul: oooo, that can sting
1:35 PM Michael: it's ok, i sprayed my eye with bleach to get it out
Paul: good man. we'll call you cyclops, until you blind your other eye. then we'll call you no-clops
michael no-clops
Michael: haha
1:36 PM my clops are both fine sir
Paul: ah, michael two-clops, the fourth
1:37 PM Michael: i''ll give you a black clops if you say that to my face
Paul: hahahaha
our conversations are always the best
Michael: it's true
never second rate
1:38 PM Paul: sometimes third, but never second
Michael: exactly
usually third actually
Paul: mmm, indeed.
1:39 PM Michael: quite
Paul: an exchange from purpler rain goes "he's a remarkable thespian?" "remarkable?" "quite."
1:40 PM Michael: not bad
Paul: it's in regards to ratface, the insane asylum patient who never speaks
Michael: hahaha
Paul: he's actually insanely attractive, but everyone calls him ratface
1:41 PM Michael: i need to read that script
brilliant
Paul: we're working on it this weekend. it's going to change a lot, i think
Michael: how so?
1:43 PM Paul: well, we took some time away from it and now we're going back so it's bound to change. some of the script just needs tuning, while some of it needs completely different direction. we might have a "surviving the game" type deal in the woods on the way to minnesota, or deal more deeply with other characters that we sort of gloss over. we shall see. it's bound to be hilarious, whatever happens.
1:45 PM Michael: as long as its still hilarious, i'll allow for editing
but i have my clops on you guys
1:46 PM Paul: hahaha. i'm keeping my clop on you
we should call somebody by-clops from now on
Michael: no that's an insult!
now
1:47 PM Paul: who do we know who is incredibly cloppy or cloppish?
1:48 PM Michael: i was at a chinese restaurant last night with big m and sendor and menachem got the following fortune in his cookie (verbatim): "Maybe you can live on the moon in next century."Then a few minutes later he picked up another and got: "Maybe you can live on the moon in next century."
so he's booked after 2100
1:49 PM Paul: shit. maybe it's definite.
Michael: hahaha
Tuesday, September 2, 2008
Tuesday - 12/5/06
5:01 PM Paul: i got my eyes on you
Michael: i got my ears on you
5:02 PM Paul: i got something in my front pocket for you
Michael: give it a feel say how do you do
5:04 PM Paul: why don't you stick your hand in, and see what it is?
Michael: so funny
5:05 PM Paul: ah, laughter. it's what happens when children scream
Michael: and when heroes weep
5:06 PM Paul: ha.
Michael: are you a hero or a child?
be a shark
Paul: i'm a bear-shark, nature's deadliest creation
5:07 PM Michael: not as deadly as gorilla-snake
all the powers of a gorilla, with the lethal sensibilities of a snake
Paul: but the bear-shark is a bear with a shark on it's back.
5:08 PM Michael: the gorilla-snake can climb buildings and be a belt
5:10 PM Paul: the bear-shark can eat honey and sleep with the fishes
5:11 PM Michael: well, the gorilla-snake has deadly venom and is fast, like a shark
Paul: but the bear-shark has two rows of teeth, and is slippery, like a snake
5:12 PM Michael: damn
that is impressive
Paul: plus it's named daniel
5:13 PM Michael: that name is gay
Paul: and likes to read many leather bound books
Michael: and its walls smell of rich mahogany
oh i have to send you a bruno video
Paul: you sure do
5:14 PM and i have to go buy a coffee
stay tb-free
Michael: you too buddy
Michael: i got my ears on you
5:02 PM Paul: i got something in my front pocket for you
Michael: give it a feel say how do you do
5:04 PM Paul: why don't you stick your hand in, and see what it is?
Michael: so funny
5:05 PM Paul: ah, laughter. it's what happens when children scream
Michael: and when heroes weep
5:06 PM Paul: ha.
Michael: are you a hero or a child?
be a shark
Paul: i'm a bear-shark, nature's deadliest creation
5:07 PM Michael: not as deadly as gorilla-snake
all the powers of a gorilla, with the lethal sensibilities of a snake
Paul: but the bear-shark is a bear with a shark on it's back.
5:08 PM Michael: the gorilla-snake can climb buildings and be a belt
5:10 PM Paul: the bear-shark can eat honey and sleep with the fishes
5:11 PM Michael: well, the gorilla-snake has deadly venom and is fast, like a shark
Paul: but the bear-shark has two rows of teeth, and is slippery, like a snake
5:12 PM Michael: damn
that is impressive
Paul: plus it's named daniel
5:13 PM Michael: that name is gay
Paul: and likes to read many leather bound books
Michael: and its walls smell of rich mahogany
oh i have to send you a bruno video
Paul: you sure do
5:14 PM and i have to go buy a coffee
stay tb-free
Michael: you too buddy
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