Wednesday - 10/4/06

11:52 AM Paul: is that a kitten hitler?
Michael: YES
Paul: out to cleanse the cat race
Michael: have you been to catsthatlooklikehitler.com?
Paul: oh shit
i have
but not in a while
Michael: i love that site
Paul: i was just guessing
Michael: the "best kitlers" section is excellent
Paul: hahaha
11:53 AM i feel like all jews should own one. and all neo-nazis should be forced to have pet monkeys
they can throw their feces, intellectual and otherwise, at each other
Michael: they should be forced to have a cat that looks like a rabbi
Paul: hahahahaha
11:54 AM Michael: ha feces throwing
Paul: truly, if we were in charge...
Michael: these would be the rules
if only
so when are you starting your blog?
11:55 AM Paul: soon. soon. i feel like i have to start it off with a really good review, and i'm getting "license to drive" (a corey haim/corey feldman masterpiece) in the mail soon. so after i watch that? a week or two?
Michael: sounds good
11:56 AM and i'll review your review
Paul:"he's especially NOT a genius"
Michael: haahaha
11:57 AM "Overall I give Paul's review one star. Don't bother reading it. Don't even go to his blog."
11:58 AM Paul: are you reading this right now? STOP! leave here, never to return. farewell.
Michael: bye
Paul: bye yourself
why isn't your last name "gilette" or "sony"?
11:59 AM Michael: haha
it was, but i changed it so i could blend in with commoners
my last name is really "The Queen of England" - That's right, I'm Michael The Queen of England
12:00 PM Paul: Michael T. Queen of England
Michael: Michael T. Queen O'England
it's irish
12:01 PM
Paul: why aren't we being paid to do this for a living?
Michael: i ask myself that everytime we have a conversation
at least gmail saves them, so we can mine them for pure comedy gold later
Paul: we should be put into a think tank. writers and creative types can poach our ideas and build them into shows and films and books
Michael: and we get all the profits
12:02 PM indeed, we should start just such a think tank
Paul: do we know anyone who will let us do that?
12:04 PM Michael: people will come to us and say, "i have an idea for a movie, but i'm not sure this character's developed enough" and we'll say "character development, plot and dialogue are all secondary in film to visual gimmicks and a faux-emotional indie soundtrack
that'll be twenty dollars"
12:05 PM Paul: hahahaha
12:06 PM Michael: i gtg
Paul: funnily enough, purpler rain is probably the most ridiculous film ever written. we realize it time and again as we work on stuff for it, then return to the script and rediscover lines such as "they've taken all the brownies"
Michael: but there shall be more merriment later
Paul: "only the brownies of man's dignity"
Michael: hahaha
12:07 PM Paul: tata
Michael: is a brownie more than the dessert we all imagine we could eat?
Paul: probably not
Michael: ok peace