1:52 PM Michael: new post
Paul: sweeet. i need it
this day
1:53 PM is the longest day
and yesterday was also soooo long
Michael: how true that is
Paul: can we call this
Michael: how true we all are
Paul: "week that sucks II"
Michael: yes we can
done and done
1:54 PM Paul: by the way, when is it that i'm supposed to stop feeling really shitty about being dumped? cause that ain't happened yet.
Michael: i think that correlation is roughly one week for every month you went out
1:55 PM Paul: i thought it was supposed to be half the time you dated.
so in your theory
Michael: it's one quarter
Paul: it would be 26.5 weeks
i'm on week 5
Michael: 6 and a half months
Paul: this sucks
Michael: ouch
it does
1:58 PM when do you think you would decide to try to date again?
1:59 PM Paul: never. i mean, i'll sleep with somebody.
2:01 PM Michael: yeah, it's going to be a long time before you'd be willing to put yourself in a position of vulnerability
2:02 PM Paul: ahhh, this sucks. i've already drunk myself into a stupor for a solid month, so i need to take a breather.
Michael: true
check the post
that will briefly lift your spirits
2:07 PM Paul: brilliant
Michael: yup
Paul: i would see that movie
straight to dvd
Michael: right, but who would see a movie just called ATM? that's so boring
2:08 PM Paul: so boring
2:09 PM Michael: and the scientist's inventions all revolve around adding guns and knives to an existing product
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