Monday - 10/16/2008

3:05 PM

Michael: you sir, are a festisioPaul: what is that from? did you make that up?Michael: i made it up using my own imaginationPaul: well now you're clearly lying

3:06 PM

Michael: no, it's true. i learned it at the School of Creative WritingPaul: you sir, are a foolioMichael: i could use that

3:07 PM

Paul: with my permissionMichael: no, i created it

3:08 PM

using my powers of creative writingPaul: your knowledge of man's mind is astoundingMichael: my first class at the SCW, as we affectionately call it, was "Use the plots and characters from movies you've recently seen to form your own script"Paul: brilliant101

3:11 PM

Michael: yeah it was cool, you should go therethe school's motto is "I know more about film and music than Paul Cannon"Paul: i believe it was "Paul Cannon doesn't know anything about music

3:12 PM

Michael: that's our fight songPaul: which, clearly, i don'tMichael: i knowyou dont have to tell meour founder was in mensaso he knowsPaul: don't you mean "mansa"?

3:13 PM

the misspelled mensamensuhMichael: mensuh"I'm in Mensuh"brilliantPaul: hahahaha

3:14 PM

so are you coming to whiskyfest 2k6, or do i have to kill you and bring your corpse like in that movie, weekend at mike's at whiskyfest 2k6?Michael: i'm gonna try to comei think i canPaul: come or die. it's a simple choice

3:15 PM

whisky? death?Michael: wow, that is a simple choicedeath for whisky or death by whiskyPaul: there's a clear choice

3:16 PM

one mr. jameson is going to have to live with mr. daniels and mr. beam, along with many finer gentleman, in my stomach.Michael: I'll speak to Mr. Johnny Walker about it, at the Scotch officePaul: mmm, he never stays long. just keeps on walking.

3:18 PM

Michael: it's going to be interesting to see how the hell we get home after Whiskyfest 2k6assuming i can gothat isPaul: or how i stay conscious/don't pukeoh, you'll go.

3:19 PM

Michael: you will puke yourself unconsciousPaul: i don't doubt iti'm gonna need a lot of starches in my stomach. i'll eat an entire pizza for lunch at work

3:20 PM

Michael: wot about falafel? mmmm giant falafel

Paul: if it were socially acceptable, i would eat all saw dust. delicious inedible sawdust

Michael: that does sound deliciously inediblePaul: i'll be at work all day. if you want to bring me a falafel, then yes

3:21 PM

Michael: we should bring a video camera and make a film about our day at WhiskyFestPaul: do you think we could get it in? do you think we'd end up NOT losing/breaking it?

3:22 PM Michael: i think we could keep it safe, but i dont know whether or not it's allowed. i could try to find out, but we should bring it and then one day we can show it to our kids as why they shouldnt drink

Paul: if not, we should at least each bring a disposable cameraMichael: at the very least, absolutely

3:24 PM

i still havent bought tix, but in theory it would be me, you and maggiePaul: yesMichael: okPaul: if it's sold out or something, you should just buy a bunch of whiskeyMichael: hahaokby the way, have i told you about my new religious belief?Paul: judaism?

3:25 PM

Michael: i'm a magnostic, i doubt the existence of maggiePaul: hahahayou doubt the existence of magnatism. much like creationists aren't too sure about gravity.Michael: precisely

3:26 PM

i also have my eye on electricity, something just aint right about that

3:27 PM

Paul: you're telling me.Michael: ben franklin was a jerk

3:29 PM

remember when we went to whiskyfest in three weeks?

3:30 PM

Paul: oh man, that was so great. let's do it again. in three weeks

3:32 PM

Michael: coolthree weeks from now? that's tomorrow!

3:33 PM

how does that song you like go?

3:37 PM Paul: like this: "you're dead!"

3:39 PM

Michael: oh yeah, i only remember the first part "you're about to be dead!"

3:40 PM

Paul: and then the end - "i'll miss you"

3:41 PM

Michael: avril lavigne is truly a master lyricist

3:42 PM

Paul: yeah. too bad she isn't as hot as us.Michael: i'm very manly and attractive

3:43 PM

Paul: aren't they all?

3:44 PM

Michael:who's they? supermodels?Paul: you know....themMichael: oh the governmenti DO know them

3:45 PM

ok i need to do workbut i do enjoy discussing whiskyfestso let's do it again some time

3:46 PM

Paul: soonMichael: via con diosPaul: vayaMichael: hahaniceyou're a spanishPaul: i amfrom mexico

3:47 PM

Michael: vaya then Uhmigo