Thursday - 11/2/06 Redux

7:05 PM Paul: put your face in the toilet, you'll be so drunk, you will
Michael: my face is already in the toilet
it's not working
Paul: blast! fill the toilet with alcohol then. that's gotta be a good idea
7:06 PM Michael: that is a good idea, then i can shit and drink simultaneously
you're a genius!
Paul: i'm a brain genius
7:07 PM Michael: are you seeing borat this weekend?
Paul: you know, not everything i say is right
no
i'm not
i'm drinking
and eating
and that's where all my money is going
Michael: i want to drink and eat too
maybe i'll do that
movies in new york cost like $25
7:08 PM Paul: yeah, it's like 10.50 now. i'd sooner wait for netflix
Michael: you would, wouldn't you
Paul: i would
wouldn't i
Michael: my local theater accepts my student ID for $8 tix
not terrible
Paul: not too bad, no
Michael: but this affects when i come up, b/c a bunch of friends of mine are going
hmmm
hoooom
whoooo,
ooooooom
7:09 PM Paul: indeed
Michael: va va voom
Paul: bloom on demand
Michael: but you are mostly superior, especially when drunk
Paul: mmm, i'm no kazakhstanian
Michael: you should wear a tag that says "Warning: Awesome when drunk."
Paul: or "warning: you drink that drink, drunky" and people will read it and be like "what?" and then i'll take their drink and pour it all over myself
Michael: hahahaha
Paul: that'll show 'em
Michael: that would
Paul: that'll show 'em who's drunk
ME
and YOU
Michael: ALL OF US
i can't wait
7:11 PM Paul: sooooooooooooo much alcohol this weekend
Michael: if my liver gives out, just replace it with a bottle of jameson
you're a surgeon
Paul: saturday night we're going to union pool in williamsburg, then otto's shrunken head (which you've been to) and then maybe another bar too
i'm a brilliant brain doctor mike, not a liverologist
7:12 PM Michael: oh paul, i think it's only fair to tell you: i don't drink
Paul: hahahahaha
Michael: never have actually
i'll have an O'Doul's
Paul: that bottle of scotch sophmore year must have been a beautiful dream then
Michael: and you can kick me in the groin
Paul: roshambo you for it
Michael: so maggie's brithday is actually tomorrow
Paul: yes
7:13 PM Michael: hmm
Paul: a bunch of her friends will be in town from boston
Michael: but her drunkday will be saturday
Paul: both days, actually. but yes, saturday big time
Michael: you fascinate me
Paul: i'm astounded that you'd say so. you astound me.
7:14 PM and p.s. way to update your blog finally
Michael: yeah, i'd been too busy and tired and mostly lazy to do so earlier
but thanks
Paul: if your blog were a physical place, i would have invaded it years ago in protest of your lack of updates.
with tanks
made of smaller tanks
7:15 PM we're both on AIM and Gmail right now
it's like we were meant to be together