Monday - 11/13/06

12:36 PM Paul: so, uh, a new species, you say?
1:30 PM Michael: yes, i do say
1:35 PM Paul: say again
1:48 PM Paul: your mom
tell me of the newness
Michael: my internet is misbehaving and i may not be able to finish this conversation
oh, the newness
yes, very bizarre
1:49 PM a group of people who alternate between having legitimately intelligent conversation and inane conversation but never any intermingling of the two
1:50 PM it was strange
Paul: who?
Michael: no one you know
Paul: wow
1:51 PM that is strange
Michael: exactly it was like all or nothing
that is all
how's work?
Paul: meh. you?
1:52 PM Michael: meh
Paul: word
Michael: i'm tired and cranky
and i might need to be changed
1:53 PM Paul: i'm hungry, if that makes you feel better about yourself, you nihilistic sob
Michael: it does, thank you
i was hungry once, it sucked
1:54 PM until i ate, then it was awesome
1:55 PM Paul: yeah, i'm planning to copy that method quite soon
Michael: you should i call it "Mike's Hunger Eradication Plan"
1:56 PM Paul: sexy. sleek
Michael: erotic and easy
1:58 PM Paul: basically. yes.
Michael: did you hear about this police brutality video on youtube?
1:59 PM Paul: the la cops beating that guy?
Michael: yeah
Paul: yeah
Michael: terrible
Paul: that's so fucked up. the racism in that department is notorious
2:00 PM Michael: i know, they have to have a policy of beating EVERY suspect
regardless of skin color
2:01 PM Paul: exactly. if a white man can't get equal and fair beatings, what kind of a police force are my tax dollars supporting, paying for, and allowing nice pension plans?
Michael: i don't want to help pay an officer who wont beat whitey
2:02 PM stupid lazy cops
2:03 PM Paul: yeah. why don't they just, i don't know, not beat anybody severely for no real reason? how would we all like that?
LATER THAT SAME DAY
5:23 PM Paul: hey everybody, come see how good i look
that's your new name
"everybody dubitzky"
5:24 PM if i'm ever famous, i'm going to "give a shout out to my boy dubz"
and that will mean you