Monday - 11/27/06

5:50 PM Michael: "It's the eye of the tiger. It's the thrill of the fight."-Mother Theresa
i've been away from the computer for your last couple messages and i apologize. i got back from Israel yesterday
Paul: how was israel?
Michael: unbelievably fun
my dad fattened me up on ridiculously good food
how've you been?
5:52 PM Paul: fine. i'm so tired right now it's ridiculous.
Michael: oh? any particular reason?
Paul: no idea. but i'm good. the holidays were fun. thinking about how to get my ass to d.c. soon.
5:53 PM Michael: yes, you must
come a week from this friday
that's a good weekend for me
Paul: i'll see what i can do. i'm so broke.
Michael: i understand
5:54 PM well, when you come we can drink for free b/c i have 48 homebrews that will be ready in a week
Paul: oh sweet delight
if i come it will probably be december 15th
5:55 PM Michael: that works for me
you should come december 15th
Paul: we shall see
Michael: fine
be a huge asshole
see if i care
(i do)
5:56 PM Paul: fuck you too
Michael: we're friends
Paul: forever
Michael: thruthly
5:57 PM Paul: truely
Michael: haha
trooly
mensa
Paul: ha
Michael: mennsuh
were home for thanksgiving?
were YOU
5:58 PM Paul: yes
i WAS
Michael: goOD
5:59 PM iF yOu waNt to lOOk craZy, RaNDomlY put CApiTal LeTteRs iN YouR mEssaGEs
Paul: i want to look xtreme so i put x's all over the place
Michael: hahaha
Paul: xxhixxmikeXX
6:00 PM Michael: that IS xtreme
Paul: i do the dew, for realz
Michael: spaces are for girls
Paul: and nerds
6:01 PM Michael: can't there be extreme nerds? you know, like the guy who invented the atom bomb
Paul: fuck no. that guy was a nerd. the guy who exploded it was xtreme.
6:02 PM Michael: who? Billy the Nerd?
Paul: that was his half-brother
6:03 PM he died. from nerdiness
Michael: oh, you mean Johnny Xtreem
6:04 PM Paul: yes. johnny "bomber" xtreem
6:05 PM Michael: did you know that 100% of half-brothers die? that's a frightening statistic
Paul: ick.
that is scary
Michael: remember the alamo?
Paul: vaguely. hungry? why wait?
6:07 PM half-brotherism is a crippling illness.
just ask shaq's half-brother, jack.
Michael: brilliant
have you seen the new bond movie?
Paul: yes
Michael: was it any good?
6:10 PM i've heard good things
Paul: yeah. it rocked. except for one part that's all lovey dovey for like 15 minutes.
Michael: i'll take a shit in my oversized popcorn container during that scene
Paul: good man
Michael: that will punish the theater audience for watching a bad love scene
6:11 PM Paul: punish their noses. their ugly, love loving noses
Michael: makes me sick
Paul: bunch of nerds
Michael: your friend is a nerd
NERDS!
6:12 PM Paul: ha
6:14 PM Michael: i like the film, The Iron Giant
it was like a good movie, to employ an analogy
6:15 PM Paul: it was very much like a movie i would like
Michael: yes, just like that
6:16 PM Garden State is like a book i wouldnt like
Paul: it's like suffering a death. the kind of death that's like watching that turd try to get you to emote.
6:17 PM the only tears i cried were from pain.
Michael: that nerd touched your soul...with a turd
6:18 PM he rubbed a turd all over your soul
6:19 PM Paul: zach braff's turds taste like a generation of people i usually find annoying
Michael: that generation has an awesome myspace page, it's "in a relationship"
Paul: that generation
blows
6:20 PM poetic, i know
Michael: that was poetic
and prophetic and pathetic
i define AND defy and deify
6:22 PM Paul: it's like garden state metastisized the tumor of faux-philosophy and depth that our generation has suffered for so long. how's that?
Michael: good call
and well said
6:23 PM Paul: read a fucking book, zach braff. better yet, comprehend it.
Michael: also, zaxh braff, stop sucking, nerd!
i added the x to make him look xtreme
Paul: nice
6:24 PM he should not only stop sucking, nerd, but he should stop sucking nerd.
Michael: i really can't blame him as much as the millions of people our age who watch that movie and find it deep and emotional and believe it captures their own lives and feelings
6:25 PM Paul: yes. that's the worst.
bunch of emotional nazis
6:28 PM Michael: just like the real nazis only without the leather
Paul: or the hitler
the hitler leather
6:29 PM hitleather
leathitler
Michael: leathler
Paul: i'd be a hit in jewish circles
Michael: you would
jews who don't like you will go to hell for killing jesus
Paul: hahaha
6:30 PM Michael: i need to go, you stay classy Paul Cannon
Paul: peace